Socially Awkward Sam

hello, [your name] and welcome to my blog.
thank you for visiting.

Amazing people:
http://dissingthebooty.tumblr.com/
http://chesacakeripper.tumblr.com/
http://67-chevy.tumblr.com/

cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

(Source: CKND, via nerds-geeks-fangirls)

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

(via dutchster)

juliettegomes:

nirvanic-dreamer:

The world spent $1735 billion on war in 2012

It would cost approximately $135 billion to completely eradicate poverty.

 Isn’t that a shocking example of how thing are prioritised globally

This made me soo angry oh my goodness

(via gay-bacon-strips)

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

(via wannabumpandgrindsincei)

meter-ten:

jamieaiken919:

lilyhatesjazzhands:

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

college

(via squidgyeatspeople)